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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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