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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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