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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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