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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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