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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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