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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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