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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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