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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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