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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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