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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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