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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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