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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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