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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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