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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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