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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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