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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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