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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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