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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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