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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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