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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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