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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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