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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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