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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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