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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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