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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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