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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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