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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Millie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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