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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Millie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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