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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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