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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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