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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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