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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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