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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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