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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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