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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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