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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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