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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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