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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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