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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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