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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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