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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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