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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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