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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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