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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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