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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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