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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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