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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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