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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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