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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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