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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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