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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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