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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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