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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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