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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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