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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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