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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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