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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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