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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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