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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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