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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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