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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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