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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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