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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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